The world was created for us

I am a cat. The world was created for us. We have an account of how we came to be, but it certainly is no myth. We are very rational and incredibly intelligent. We accept only ideas that are proven by indisputable evidence.
About ten or fifteen billion years ago, the universe was created. Then our solar system was created about two or three billion years ago. Nothing happened for a long time. Then after a billion years or so, life appeared on Earth. At first, it was microorganisms and bacteria. Microorganisms evolved into higher and more complex forms. Evolution continued. More and more complex forms were created. Life spread to the land and evolved into amphibians. Amphibians evolved into reptiles. Reptiles evolved into mammals. And then, the cat appeared!
The universe was obviously created for us. The Earth revolves around us. Night was created for us, so that we may prowl and explore. Land was created for us, so we could live on it. Trees were created for us, so that we could climb and perch on them. The sea was created for us, so that fish we feed off could thrive in it. Mice, birds and other animals were created for us, so that we could entertain ourselves by chasing, hunting and feeding off them.
We are the most advanced race. Humans may think that they are more advanced than us, but in Ancient Egypt, cats were widely worshiped as a cult. To them, we were and still are, a symbol of grace and poise. We were also mummified to the same degree as humans. Humans have also done their part to create a lot of things for us. Cat food was created so that we could enjoy eating it. High buildings were built so we could jump off them. Wool and string were created so we could play with them. This is only to name a few; a lot of human-made things were created for us because we are so important.
Not only are we advanced, we are also a diverse race. We are spread all over the world, from the lions in the jungles of Africa to the cats that live with humans in cities. The cats that live with the humans choose to do it. We are not enslaved in any way by the humans. We can leave them any time we want. We live with them simply because they entertain us or we enjoy their company. In this way, humans were created for us too.
Evolution stopped once it reached the cat. There is nothing more to come. Things that are made after our creation are merely things that were created for us, to help fill various aspects of our lives such as food, shelter, entertainment and so on. We are the center of the world; there is no evidence that disproves this.
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